The Fat Jew

If Steven Seagal and Bette Midler had a child, he would have show business chops, be proficient in martial arts, and would be Josh “Fat Jew” Ostrovsky. Josh’s illustrious career has included interviewing C-list celebrities as an E! Channel correspondent, writing for Vice, GQ, and Deadspin, and appearing on MTV, Comedy Central, and VH1. His backup plan is to marry Suri Cruise when she’s of legal consenting age.