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Sarah Royal

About the Author

Sarah Royal is the author of Creative Cursing, Thou Spleeny Swag-Bellied Miscreant, and several mini-kits. Originally from Jersey, she credits the Garden State for her lucrative potty mouth. You’ll most likely find her exploring new neighborhoods in NYC and collecting strangers, or perhaps drinking Negronis and marathoning The Golden Girls for her scholarly podcast. Visit her at sarahroyal.com.

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Mini Musical Ice Cream Truck
Mini Musical Ice Cream Truck

Mini Musical Ice Cream Truck

by Sarah Royal, Illustrated by Alyssa Nassner

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A.K.A. Lucy
A.K.A. Lucy

A.K.A. Lucy

by Sarah Royal, Foreword by Amy Poehler

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Tiny Violin
Tiny Violin

Tiny Violin

by Sarah Royal

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Mini Office Messenger Pigeon
Mini Office Messenger Pigeon

Mini Office Messenger Pigeon

by Sarah Royal

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Cat-a-Pult
Cat-a-Pult

Cat-a-Pult

by Sarah Royal

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Desktop Fire Extinguisher
Desktop Fire Extinguisher

Desktop Fire Extinguisher

by Sarah Royal

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Zen Garden Litter Box
Zen Garden Litter Box

Zen Garden Litter Box

by Sarah Royal

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Brain Fart
Brain Fart

Brain Fart

by Sarah Royal

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Thou Spleeny Swag-Bellied Miscreant
Thou Spleeny Swag-Bellied Miscreant

Thou Spleeny Swag-Bellied Miscreant

by Sarah Royal, by Jillian Hofer

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Creative Cursing
Creative Cursing

Creative Cursing

by Sarah Royal, by Jillian Panarese

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