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Ross Petras

Ross Petras

About the Author

Ross Petras is an author and quote connoisseur who, along with his sister, Kathryn Petras, has published numerous quote collections including Age Doesn’tMatter Unless You’re a Cheese. The Petras's calendar, The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said, has sold over 4.6 million copies. Ross lives with his family in Toronto.


Kathryn Petras is an author and quote connoisseur who, along with her brother, Ross Petras, has published numerous quote collections including Age Doesn’t Matter Unless You’re a Cheese. The Petras's calendar, The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said, has sold over 4.6 million copies. Kathryn lives with her family in Seattle.

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“Believe You Can and You’re Halfway There”
“Believe You Can and You’re Halfway There”

“Believe You Can and You’re Halfway There”

by Kathryn Petras, by Ross Petras

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365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day® Calendar 2025
365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day® Calendar 2025

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day® Calendar 2025

by Workman Calendars, by Ross Petras, by Kathryn Petras

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365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar 2024
365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar 2024

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar 2024

by Workman Calendars, by Kathryn Petras, by Ross Petras

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9781523512126
9781523512126

9781523512126

by Kathryn Petras, by Ross Petras

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9781523502035
9781523502035

9781523502035

by Kathryn Petras, by Ross Petras

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9780761189985
9780761189985

9780761189985

by Kathryn Petras, by Ross Petras

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“Nothing Is Worth More Than This Day.”
“Nothing Is Worth More Than This Day.”

“Nothing Is Worth More Than This Day.”

by Kathryn Petras, by Ross Petras

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“It Always Seems Impossible Until It’s Done.”
“It Always Seems Impossible Until It’s Done.”

“It Always Seems Impossible Until It’s Done.”

by Kathryn Petras, by Ross Petras

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Bad Girls Go Everywhere
Bad Girls Go Everywhere

Bad Girls Go Everywhere

by Kathryn Petras, by Ross Petras

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The Anthology of Really Important Modern Poetry
The Anthology of Really Important Modern Poetry

The Anthology of Really Important Modern Poetry

by Kathryn Petras, by Ross Petras

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Stupidest Things Ever Said
Stupidest Things Ever Said

Stupidest Things Ever Said

by Kathryn Petras, by Ross Petras

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“Dance First. Think Later”
“Dance First. Think Later”

“Dance First. Think Later”

by Kathryn Petras, by Ross Petras

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“Don’t Forget to Sing in the Lifeboats”
“Don’t Forget to Sing in the Lifeboats”

“Don’t Forget to Sing in the Lifeboats”

by Kathryn Petras, by Ross Petras

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Age Doesn’t Matter Unless You’re a Cheese
Age Doesn’t Matter Unless You’re a Cheese

Age Doesn’t Matter Unless You’re a Cheese

by Kathryn Petras, by Ross Petras

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